A personal blog -- wiith a little of everything

 

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

221bromance:

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

This tho. How the hell am I supposed to wear a low back dress or a shirt with mesh sleeves with no bra if tHE DANG CLOTHING DOESNT COME WITH A FRICKING BUILT IN BRA?!

221bromance:

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

This tho. How the hell am I supposed to wear a low back dress or a shirt with mesh sleeves with no bra if tHE DANG CLOTHING DOESNT COME WITH A FRICKING BUILT IN BRA?!

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

(Source: caffeineandcartridges)

au where obama loses his memory and reconnects to his past lives

Obama: Who am I?

FDR: You are the president

Obama: I dont know what that is

Reagan: In order to remember you must regain your American spirit

Lincoln: If you don't, tyranny will engulf the country and you will die

Obama: How do I regain my American spirit?

Clinton: Go to the beginnings. Find freedom

-Washington Appears-

Obama: Are you freedom?

Washington: No, but I can help you find her

Washington: My name is Washington, and i will show you how i became the first president

bellasingsong:

shubbabang:

describing what its like to live in northern Illinois to people

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CHICAGO, CORN, MEH

I live in Northern IL, this is super duper accurate.

earthtonataliee:

olafurneal:

myangelshunter:

I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained

"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."

Awww, how cute

I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…

*tumblr collectively laughs*